My favorite 10 jokes:
10. Why did the chicken cross the road?
I THREW IT!
9. What is red, black, and white all over?
A dead zebra
8. What does a rich guy want the a poor guy has?
Nothing
7. What do you call a person that collects ancient silverware?
Weird
6. What do you call a polar bear on Mars?
Lost
5. What has eyes that you can eat?
a Potato!
4. What walks on 4 legs and has ticks?
a Dog
3. Knock knock, who's there, nunya, nunya who, Nunya beeswax
2.What do you call a lion with no eyes?
Lon
AND MY FAVORITE JOKE THAT I MADE UP IS.........
1. Why did the lady get out of her car?
Cuz she dropped her slurpie!!!!!!!
2 comments:
lol! i got 1.
why did the turtle cross the road?
cuz it was stapled to the chicken!
hi. just becuz im bored doesnt mean i dont have a life. lol, (even tho i dont.)
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